A Collection of Pictures From The Chairman

Vegas Vapors text with pink glow.

When the fat girl from Fredonia applied for a job at Hooters,

Her appearance in the outfit surely stirred a great big fright...

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But after spending a week breathing the Vegas Vapors,

On her next application there, she sure did it right...

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Neon pink 'Jealousy' text on white background.

 

JEALOUSY is statistically seen in 2 out of 3 women...

 

Pink glowing text: Headlines

 

Read these HEADLINES carefully and you will get a good laugh...

 

Pink text saying 'Motivational Poster'.

 

You know you can find good MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS on the Pic of The Day page...

 

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Get ready to laugh at more ONE LINERS from the topic of Today's UPDATE, STEWART FRANCIS...

 

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More confusing Signs that you will get a kick out of...

 

More Pictures of The Day from The Chairman

Business Combos" in pink neon text.

 

Get a different meaning for what is there if you read both BUSINESS COMBOS together...

 

Pink text reading "Walmart People" glowing.

 

Ladies who shop at WALMART might want to hike up their pants...

 

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Do you know where saying the phrase, "Dead As A Doornail" comes from?...

 

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Charles Dickens' line from "A Christmas Carol" is probably the most famous example of the phrase "dead as a doornail," but it's certainly not the only one. Shakespeare used it in Henry IV Part 2: "Look on me well: I have eat no meat these five days; yet, come thou and thy five men, and if I do not leave you all as dead as a doornail, I pray God I may never eat grass more." An unnamed poet used the idiom for the first time in print in a poem published in 1350, but it's still not uncommon to hear it used today.

"Dead as a doornail" obviously means dead, deceased, definitively not alive. But why a doornail and not just a nail? All nails are dead by their nature of being metal, right? So why even use a nail at all? Why not "dead as a door" or "dead as a rock"? Those are dead, too. What makes a doornail specifically deader than other dead things?

So it turns out that a doornail isn't just a nail in a door, but a nail that cannot be removed and reused. Way back when, nails were made by hand and quite valuable. People would salvage and repurpose nails whenever they could. The way doornails were bent and driven into the backside of a door made it virtually impossible for them to be reused as a nail.

So not only are doornails dead simply because they're nails, but because their future potential for any other use is also dead. They are doubly dead, if you will. Extra deceased.

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Outstanding NAMES for the jobs they do...

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Pink glowing text: "Under Uniforms" on white background.

 

Some hot blondes who are hiding the goods...UNDER THE UNIFORM...

 

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More examples of how  GRAMMAR is IMPORTANT will make you howl with laughter...

 

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They are not the only living things deficient in this area...

 

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