A Collection of Pictures From The Chairman

Vegas Vapors text with pink glow.

Mona Lisa was an Italian noblewoman,

Who modeled for da Vinci to earn some needed cash...

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But when she used the money for a trip to Vegas,

She spent the weekend smoking, drinking and doing some hash...

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Neon pink 'Jealousy' text on white background.

 

When you try to sneak a peek, you are fraught with JEALOUSY...

 

Pink glowing text: Headlines

 

Headlines with pools, poles, penises and packets...

 

Pink text saying 'Motivational Poster'.

 

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS that you might not want the kids to see...

 

Picture of the Day" in pink text.

 

On the Picture of The Day, you might be surprised to find out what some of the most successful companies started out as...

 

Pink glowing text saying "Funny Signs".

 

Some people are really good at creating clever SIGNS...

 

More Pictures of The Day from The Chairman

Business Combos" in pink neon text.

 

Would not think these two companies would make a good BUSINESS COMBO...

 

Pink text reading "Walmart People" glowing.

 

 

These WALMART PEOPLE are dedicated and want everyone to know about it...

 

Phrase Origin" text in pink glow.

 

Do you know where saying the phrase, "Upper Crust" comes from?...

 

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The phrase was said to date back to a tradition in which bread was divided according to everyone's status. For instance, the burnt bottom would go to servants; the family would get the middle portion; and the honored guests would receive the top of the loaf, or its "upper crust."

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Perfect NAMES for literary people...

 

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Pink glowing text: "Under Uniforms" on white background.

 

These stewardesses are sexy in the bedroom, as they reveal assets hidden...UNDER THE UNIFORM...

 

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The person who made these signs needs some lessons in Grammar...

 

Pink text: "Facts And Chicks" on white background.

 

This FACT would have sure gotten a response from any reader of Jokes From Shaf...

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