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December 10, 2024
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A look at some of the best Jewish Stand-Up comics every week on the
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weeks Kosher laugh fest...
Flush with the success of its latest creation, CBS is launching a new version, called Jewish Survivor.
16 Jews are put in a two-bedroom co-op on the Upper West Side of New York.
Each week they vote out one member until there is a final survivor who gets
$1 million (but placed into a trust that does not vest until age 59).
The Rules:
1. No maid service.
2. No use of ATMs or credit cards.
3. No food from take-out or delivery which includes Chinese food.
4. All purchases must be retail.
5. No calls to mother for women, office for men.
6. Outside trips must be by foot, bus or subway no limos or cabs.
7. All workouts/exercise must be done in regular sweats
no designer labels.
8. Zabars is off limits.
9. No Jewish geography.
10. No, NY Times - Only, NY Post or NY Daily News.
11. No Pottery Barn, J. Crew, Lands End or William Sonoma catalogs.
12. Only one phoneline for all 16 Tribe members. No call can last more than 3 minutes. No cell phones.
13. Maintenance problems must be resolved by the Tribe, without help from any gentile.
14. All therapy sessions suspended.
15. No consulting with attorneys.
Only problem: We hear there have been no applicants as yet.
This week's JEWISH JOKE is from your host, a new CBS series based on the hit, "Survivor", but with Jewish contestants, called "Jewish Survivor"...
December 10, 2024
Jokes From Shaf
You may recognize comedian and actor Dave Goldstein from one of his many appearances on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, including a particularly memorable role as a naked cop directing traffic in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art on 5th Avenue in New York City.
His comedy special, Isn’t It Obvious, was just released to rave reviews by Dry Bar Comedy and is available on iTunes, Google Play, YouTube, and DryBarComedy.com.
Dave’s stage act, which has been praised by The New York Post (“…funny”) and The Asbury Park Press (“…his comic star is on the rise!”), is a blend of original writing and inspired live riffs. You can hear his stand-up comedy on Sirius/XM Radio. He has performed numerous times for our troops and was the headline comic on a tour of U.S. Army posts in Europe.
He’s opened theater performances for Dennis Miller, handled the audience warm up for Drew Carey’s CBS TV show The Power of Ten, been read on the Sports Illustrated website, heard on the National Lampoon Radio Network, and was an original member of the improv group Far Beneath Gotham in New York City.
He has also been the charity auctioneer for The Nelson Mandela Legacy Fund, UNICEF, Facebook Charities, Fort Ticonderoga, and The Carlos Beltran Foundation ($50,000 for Derek Jeter’s cleats) among others. You’ve also seen his copywriting on billboards across the United States and 70 stories high in Times Square.
Dave is also in demand as a wedding officiant and has married more than 200 couples in ten states, including one wedding featured on Bravo TV’s Say Yes To The Dress.
Dave Goldstein has also been seen in commercials for Sprint, New England Bank (also naked, why?), ABC Sports, and Pfizer Pharmaceuticals. He is a voiceover artist and has been heard in numerous instructional videos (if there’s ever a nuclear accident in the U.S., the responders will hear Dave’s voice telling them how to input Geiger Counter readings), and was the voice of Madacy Home Video on the Howard Stern Show. He has also had a number of essays on international affairs published.
Dave’s career has taken him across the United States, Canada, and Europe after first performing publicly at 13 as a guest of disc jockey New Orleans Slick on WFEC in his hometown of Harrisburg, PA.
Here is some of Dave Goldstein's stand up comedy...
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With this in mind, we now have a category which features "The Jewish Joke of The Day".
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